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Beer Quotes

Beer Quotes.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day. - AnonymousGive a man a beer and he'll drink for the day. Teach a man to brew and he will be drunk the rest of his life. - AnonymousAlways do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Earnest HemingwayMy grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny YoungmanIf God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. - David DayeBeer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen WrightGod made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. - Ralph Waldo EmersonEverybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - W.C. FieldsBeauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Kinky FriedmanIt is a fair wind that blew men to the ale. - Washington IrvingBeer is an improvement on water itself. - Grant JohnsonHe was a wise man who invented beer. - PlatoThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. - Humphrey BogartSome people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. - Dwight D. EisenhowerGive me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser WilhelmI would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. - Homer SimpsonAll right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer SimpsonAh, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of lifes problems. - Homer SimpsonBeer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack NicholsonI would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. - Shakespeare, Henry VI have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston ChurchillThere are more old drunks than old doctors. - AnonymousYou can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. - Frank ZappaWork is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar WildeI work until beer oclock. - Stephen King Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder. - AnonymousWhen I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. - Dave Barry

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